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    Looking Back

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Lunch and Learn

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    Searching For Witnesses

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    Goober Airlines

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    A Good Haircut

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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

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    Power Lesson

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    Manservant

    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next…
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    The Place for Grace

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    Get Moving

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    Famous Last Words

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    Public Servant Sentence

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    Politically Correct Statements for a New Century

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    In the Fitting Room

    My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched…
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    Servicemen Foot Race

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…

A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"

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