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    Military Time

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    10 Minutes Alone

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    Meet Me For Lunch

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    Think You're Having A Bad Day?

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    The Upper Hand

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    Gripe Comments

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    Two Plus Two

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    Tired Son

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    Name The Twins

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    Dog Weather

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    Flight Control Software

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    Athiest Groceries

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    Grandma and Computer

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    Sunday Complaints

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    Dog Sweater

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A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"

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