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    Class Reunions

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    Auction Parrot

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    Movie Critic

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    Bank Hiccups

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    Broken Scale

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    Age Hat

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    Hearing Request

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    Tonsils

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    Think She'll Die?

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    Blessed Again

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    Silly Mom

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    Epitaph Adjustment

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    Garage Keys

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    Old Red

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    Skeleton in the Closet

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A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"

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