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    Singing Practice

    Joe's wife likes to sing. She decided to join the church choir. From time to time she…
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    Three Escape

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    Broken Scale

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    Grandmother on the Stand

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    Cadet Sign

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    Pick a Hymn

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    Getting Fat

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    Crowded Bus

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    Drug Store Questions

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    Hospital Forms

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    Picnic Passions

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    Crossing Chicken

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    Car Moving

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    College Laundry

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A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know you love Granger, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"

The boy thought a moment and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and Aunt Doreen was here!"

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