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    Age Question

    A college professor asked his class a question."If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…
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    Strangest Recording

    I got the strangest recording when I called the phone company the other day.It said, "You…
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    Proper Attire

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    Overboard Rescue

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    Glacier Work

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    Cleaning Job

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    Anti-Burglar Signs

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    All Pro Turkey

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey…
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    Forbidden Words

    An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my…
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    Let's See If I Get Anything

    My eldest daughter got married at the end of last summer and is now in the process of…
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    New Boater

    This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of…
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    Vacation Time

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    Politically Correct Statements

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    Dynamite Bumps

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    Pierced Ears

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly…

Rules for Laboratory Workers

1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

2. First draw your curves, then plot the data.

3. Experience is directly proportional to the equipment ruined.

4. Experiments must be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.

5. A record of data is essential. It indicates you have been working.

6. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

7. Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.

8. Teamwork is essential in the lab. It allows you to blame someone else.

9. Always leave room to add an explanation when it doesn't work.

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