logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    The Patch

    During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his…
  • Default Image

    GOLF, n.

    [1] a game that consists of a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad…
  • Default Image

    Blood Flow

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter…
  • Default Image

    Enlisting Choices

    "Daddy," said my 11-year-old daughter, "I think I want to join the Army.""Baby," I…
  • Default Image

    True Calls to the IRS

    True Calls to the IRSCaller: I want to know if I should file married or single.IRS: Are…
  • Default Image

    Saintly Sons

    Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He…
  • Default Image

    For Charlotte

    A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is…
  • Default Image

    Surgery Plan

    We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to…
  • Default Image

    Mental Test

    A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a gathering of humor editors, and his host naturally…
  • Default Image

    Newborn Utterance

    The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after a long and difficult labor. But it…
  • Default Image

    Four Little Words

    Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.…
  • Default Image

    Who Gets the Dog?

    A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys,…
  • Default Image

    Macho Dude

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of…
  • Default Image

    Bell Call

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…
  • Default Image

    Reversal of Fortune

    Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you…

Rules for Laboratory Workers

1. When you don't know what you're doing, do it neatly.

2. First draw your curves, then plot the data.

3. Experience is directly proportional to the equipment ruined.

4. Experiments must be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.

5. A record of data is essential. It indicates you have been working.

6. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

7. Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them.

8. Teamwork is essential in the lab. It allows you to blame someone else.

9. Always leave room to add an explanation when it doesn't work.

Powered By JFBConnect