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    I.T. Department Computer Problem Self-Report Form

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    Skiing Experience

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    What Time Is It?

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    Matching Shoes

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    Love Campaign

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    12 Days of Fastfood

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    Wrapping Help

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    Interesting thoughts

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    Diet Skipping

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    Actual Warnings On Products

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    Better By Train

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    Family Pressure

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    Lion Attack

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    Tail Light

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1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clich's like the plague. (They're old hat.)
6. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Don't use no double negatives.
12. Proffered carefully to see if you any words out.
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