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    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…
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    Chicken on the Go (Pun Warning)

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    Older Parents

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    Perspective

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    Parts is Parts

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    In-Flight Humor

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    Ghandi Pun

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    True Calls to the IRS

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    Playing House

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    Football Newbie

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    Bubba's Friends

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    Tourist Questions

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    Waking Up Mad

    One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the…
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clich's like the plague. (They're old hat.)
6. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Don't use no double negatives.
12. Proffered carefully to see if you any words out.
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