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    Dining In

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    The 3 stages of man

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    Screaming patient

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    Driver's License Examiners

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    Ol' Spot

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    Read Carefully

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    Lab Mix

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    Grasping Challenge

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    Haircut

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    Hiccup Cure

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    No Hero of Mine

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    Oriskany Falls

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    Mechanic Applicant

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    Check Your Bill

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1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.
5. Avoid clich's like the plague. (They're old hat.)
6. Be more or less specific.
8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary.
9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
10. No sentence fragments.
11. Don't use no double negatives.
12. Proffered carefully to see if you any words out.
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