Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods.
A huge brown bear suddenly appeared in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear spots the campers and begins to head toward them.
Joe drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
His buddy Jack says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won't help you outrun that bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear," Joe says. "I just need to outrun you."