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    Lamentation For Our Kids

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    Foot Pill

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    Mom's Special Brownies

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    Committee Praise

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    Jonah Test

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    Just Visiting Here

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    Friendly Golf

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    Five Tech Replies

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    Minibike

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    Moth Madness

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    Dog License

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    Pierced Ears

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    School Recommendation

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans

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When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors' items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band. On my next trip to my parents' house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, "Take good care of these. They might be worth something someday."

Just recently, I asked Mom if she was keeping the two-dollar bills safe.

"Oh, yes!" she replied. "I deposited them in the bank the day after you gave them to me."

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