logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Live to 100

    When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of…
  • Default Image

    How Business Communications Work

    How Business Communications WorkMEMORANDUMFrom: Headquarters - New YorkTo: General…
  • Default Image

    Ah, Mozart

    A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The…
  • Default Image

    Distraught Senior

    A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office."Is it true," she wanted to know,…
  • Default Image

    Vet Visit

    In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away when he had the chance.…
  • Default Image

    Pink Humvees

    Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was…
  • Default Image

    Dough Boy Drive By

    WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (really from the Associated Press) Linda Burnett, 23, was…
  • Default Image

    Steeple Paint

    The church steeple in Port Gibson is very high, and was being painted on a rather hot…
  • Default Image

    Back In Office

    When I became a licensed chiropractor, I moved back to my hometown and soon had a…
  • preacher1

    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
  • Default Image

    Lawyer Questioning

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
  • Default Image

    Accountancy Exam

    Dewey wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the accountancy exam.Examiner: If I…
  • Default Image

    Blind Date Slap

    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to…
  • Default Image

    Why Ask Why

    *Why Ask Why*Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and…
  • Default Image

    Do You Have?

    A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do…
Two mothers were talking about their sons. 

The first said, "My son is such a saint.  He works hard, doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman in over two years."

The other woman said, "Well, my son is a saint himself.  Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."

"My word," the first mother said.  "You must be so proud."

"I am," the second mother replied.  "And when he's paroled next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
Powered By JFBConnect