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Salt Lake vs. Denver

I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," said a cheery salesperson.

"And what about Salt Lake City?"

"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake. It's $99.00, but there is a stopover."

"Where?"

"In Denver."

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