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    Corporate America in the 90's

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    Fridge Magnet Smiles

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    Family Support

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    Older Parents

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    Clergy Golf

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    Preacher and Cowboy

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    The Half Cake Diet

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    College Cure

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    White Hairs

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    Healthy Tourism

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    Science Fair Responses

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    Stolen Turkey

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    Tailing Truck

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    The Difference Between Men and Women

    This is a Dave Barry item. Do not use in your book.********** Let's say a guy named Fred…
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    Tea For Two

    Little Johnny was left to fix lunch. When his mother returned with a friend, she noticed…

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them."

Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed the request fulfilled.

Next, her mother requested for a cure for all ill children. Again, with a sweep of the pinwheel, Sarah obliged.

The mother, with a glance down at her rather ample curves, made her third wish, "I wish to have a trim figure again."

The miniature fairy godmother started waving her wand madly.

"I'll need more power for this!" she exclaimed.

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