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    Money Call

    A young man was having some money problems, and needed $200 to get his car fixed and…
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    Helping Sam at Church

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    Burglary

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    12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burned the Turkey

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    I'll Call Back

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    Need a Push

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    Men, Dogs, Women

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    Anesthesiologist Bill

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    Procrastinator's Creed

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    Robber Visit

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    Measuring Hunger

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    How to Bathe a Cat

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    Military Man

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    Auction Parrot

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    Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

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Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."

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