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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    Mom's Time Out

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    Watergate Bug

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    Parenting Tip

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    Flood Prediction

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    Bloopers in the Media

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    Work Show and Tell

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    Intercom Repair

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    Flight Delay Announcement

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    You Might be a Pastor If...

    ~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only…
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    Restroom Bugs

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    English vs Western

    My wife and I went to a "Dude Ranch" while in Texas. The cowboy preparing the horses…
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    Hearing Loss

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    Worker Ants

    The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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    List Management

    Here is the list member's response - which is today's CleanLaugh.First the explanation…

Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch. She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."

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