logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • post it_notes

    Passed Note

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
  • Default Image

    The Internet Pledge

    Are you BRAVE enough to take the Internet pledge!!1) I will have a cup of coffee in the…
  • Default Image

    Circles

    During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed…
  • Default Image

    Hymns For Professionals

    DENTIST: Crown Him with many crownsCONTRACTORS: The church's one foundationOBSTETRICIANS:…
  • Default Image

    Actual Church Signs

    Reported to be actual church signs.... 1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside! 2. Try our…
  • Default Image

    What The Teacher Says and What She Really Means

    1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his…
  • Default Image

    Rare Bible

    A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away…
  • Default Image

    Science Fair Responses

    Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:- There are 26 vitamins in all,…
  • Default Image

    Clergy Golf

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped…
  • Default Image

    Amazing Golf Ball

    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a salesman runs up to him,…
  • Default Image

    Pet Hotline

    The Iams Pet Professionals, a team of 30 trained customer service representatives at The…
  • Default Image

    Young Patient

    A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at…
  • Default Image

    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
  • Default Image

    Pink Humvees

    Our division had to repaint our Humvees to a sand color for Desert Storm. The result was…
  • Default Image

    That's Hospital Coverage!

    Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for…

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my hair is grey, my shoulders are hunched over, I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

Powered By JFBConnect