logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Stockbroker's Secretary

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
  • Default Image

    How To Give Your Cat A Pill

    I. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were…
  • Default Image

    Computer Career

    Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My…
  • roofers

    Cinderoofer

    When my children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it…
  • Default Image

    Tech Support Fun

    A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.The tech asked her if…
  • Default Image

    Repeat Position

    A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the…
  • Default Image

    Lost Friends

    Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years. Now they had a long talk trying to…
  • picture of a winter cabin

    Trapper's Stove

    An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern…
  • airplane1

    Captain Discipline

    About 90 fifth-graders piled into the airliner I was flying, on their way home from a…
  • Default Image

    Quiz Query

    My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she…
  • score table

    Sneaking Into the Olympics

    Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs…
  • Default Image

    Medical News

    Dr. Mike Wilson asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad…
  • Default Image

    Service

    A woman walked up to the manager of a department store."Are you hiring any help?" she…
  • Default Image

    Setting The Table

    Little Susan was mother's helper. She helped set the table when company was due for…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Juggler

    A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the…

Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:

- There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.

- Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

- Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

- The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

- Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

- Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.

- Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

- A monsoon is a French gentleman.

- The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

- To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

- When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

- For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

- Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

Powered By JFBConnect