logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • officer navy

    Wedding Pass

    A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an…
  • Default Image

    Pet Training

    A rolled up newspaper can be an effective pet training tool when used properly.For…
  • Default Image

    The Toddler Diet

    Americans are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that…
  • Default Image

    Automobile Acronyms

    AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful…
  • catmelonhead150x127

    Cat T-Shirts

    If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. "Purrfection cannot be improved" "If…
  • Default Image

    Beware of Bread

    A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD."…
  • Default Image

    Office Visit

    A middle-aged man walks into a psychologist's office wearing a dancer's tutu, flippers…
  • do not_disturb

    Do Not Disturb

    After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
  • Default Image

    Blind Ambition

    Charlie Boswell has always been one of my heroes. He has inspired me and thousands of…
  • newspaper2

    Cub Reporter

    The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his…
  • Default Image

    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
  • Default Image

    Eating Worms

    Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw…
  • Default Image

    How to Make Life Simpler

    Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and…
  • Default Image

    You've Had Too Much Coffee When

    You've had too much coffee when: 1. You ski uphill. 2. You get a speeding ticket even…
  • Default Image

    Garage Keys

    The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch.…

Responses to questions on 5th and 6th grade science tests:

- There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.

- Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.

- Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they're there.

- The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

- Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

- Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.

- Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

- A monsoon is a French gentleman.

- The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

- To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.

- When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.

- For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

- Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

- One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

Powered By JFBConnect