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    Art Good News/Bad News

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    Grandmothers

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    The Turkey Shot Out Of The Oven

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    Bank Line

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    Planting Time

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    Church Mice Problem

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A man has not been feeling well and goes to the doctor for a check up. After the physical examination and a battery of blood tests and X-rays, he asks the doctor about his situation.

The doctor replies, "You are very sick. You might not live longer than perhaps three or four months."

The man, in despair, yet, with a glimpse of hope says, "If you don't mind, doctor, I would like to have a second opinion."

"Okay," the doctor answers, "you're ugly, too!"

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