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    Dog House Rules Progression

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    I Think Not

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    Cell Phone Flight Call

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    Young Businessman

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    Name Problem

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    How You Can Tell It's Going to Be a Rotten Day

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    Things to do when seeing Lord Of The Rings:

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    Scientist's Convention

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    Stupid Inventions

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    Dusty Comeback

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    Project Picture

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

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    Late For Church

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A man has not been feeling well and goes to the doctor for a check up. After the physical examination and a battery of blood tests and X-rays, he asks the doctor about his situation.

The doctor replies, "You are very sick. You might not live longer than perhaps three or four months."

The man, in despair, yet, with a glimpse of hope says, "If you don't mind, doctor, I would like to have a second opinion."

"Okay," the doctor answers, "you're ugly, too!"

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