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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

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    Bear Hunting

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    Wedding Tears

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    Morning People

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    Hospital Regulations

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    Visiting Friends

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    Dad Shopping

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    Tail Light

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    Bulletin Humor

    I hope the bulletin in your church is more accurate than the ones that these occurred in.…
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    Hiccups

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    Cheap Suit

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    Amazed dentist

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    Coach Call

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Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days. Nothing I said or did seemed to be right.

By 7 p.m. things had not changed, so I suggested I go outside, pretend I had just got home, and start all over again. My wife agreed.

I went outside, came back in and, with a big smile, announced, "Honey, I'm home!"

"And just where have you been?" she replied sharply "It's after seven o'clock!"

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