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    Sharing by Example

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    ATM Correction

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    18 Wheeler

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    Bank Line

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    Silly Mom

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    Work Show and Tell

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    Speeding Registration

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    Free to Go

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    Worker Ants

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While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier waved a second time.

Back in the barracks after the parade, the DI stormed in and barked for Jones to come front and enter. "Son, you knew I was going to see you," he screamed. "You knew it was wrong. Aren't you afraid of me?"

"Yes, sir!" replied Jones. "But you don't know my mother!"

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