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    Shoebox Doilies

    As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near…
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    Traffice Warning

    As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local…
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    Car Recognition

    A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a…
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    Hashing It Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…
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    Trio of Puns

    Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous…
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    Cheap Motel

    One night at an economy motel, I ordered a 6am wake-up call. The next morning, I awoke…
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    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Who Am I?

    Years ago, when our daughters were very young, we'd drop them off at our church's…
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    Wedding Speech

    Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the…
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    Penny Problems

    After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard…
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    It Sure Is

    An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
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    Hearing Problems

    An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the…
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    I'm Not Sure

    When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure.""Look in…
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    No Chat Excuse

    After a close friend moved away, we began to communicate by computer. We met each week in…
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    Mommy Test

    I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the…

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed.

"Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but fast food, and never exercise."

"Wow!" The woman was amazed. "How old are you?" she asked.

"Twenty-six," he replied.

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