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    Fast Driver

    My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we…
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    Stuff to Ponder

    1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you…
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    Simple Operation

    A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's…
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    Celebrating The Raise

    My sister landed a good job with an accounting firm, and after a while she got a generous…
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    Horse Batter

    On the first day of Spring Training, a baseball scout brings a horse with him to add to…
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    Brazilian Jungle

    Two intrepid explorers met in the heart of the Brazilian jungle. "I'm here," declared…
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    Saintly Sons

    Two mothers were talking about their sons. The first said, "My son is such a saint. He…
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    First Things First

    Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $64,000 Question. The night before the…
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    Shoe Repair

    Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from…
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    Job Impressions

    I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always…
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    Software Training

    A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of…
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    Leaving the Farm

    A dying granny tells her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the…
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    Toilet Repair

    Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire…
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    Tight Shoes

    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the…
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    Don't Repeat

    My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.…

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed.

"Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat nothing but fast food, and never exercise."

"Wow!" The woman was amazed. "How old are you?" she asked.

"Twenty-six," he replied.

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