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    Goober Hunters

    Two Goober hunters were dragging their dead deer down a trail back to their car. Another…
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    Interesting thoughts

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    Actual Medical Records

    The following are actual medical records taken from patients' charts around North…
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    Face Warning

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped…
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    Chair Test

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
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    Impressions

    A man commissioned Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the…
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    Goober Farmers

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    Burglary

    The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.…
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    Real 911 Calls

    Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots…
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    Bob's Lesson

    Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to…
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    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
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    Colonial Break

    A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial…
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    Jury Age

    Just as she was celebrating her 80th birthday, our friend received a jury-duty notice.…
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    Laws of Life

    * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the…
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    Vampire Bat

    A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched…

office writeThe following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep burglars away.

Dear Butcher: Starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!

Dear Letter Carrier: We found bloodstains all over our mail. They must be yours. The next time you put mail into our mail-slot, please be sure to keep all parts of your body well clear of the openings. PS: Any sign of that book we sent for, "The Care and Feeding of Wild Jungle Cats"?

Dear Exterminator: Be very careful when you go inside! The termites have eaten through most of the floorboards and you will fall into the basement where all of the rats are!

To whom it may concern: Some of the items in this house have been engraved with Federal Identification Numbers. Others have merely been wired to explode when touched. Good luck...

Selma, don't come in! The boa constrictor got loose again.

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