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    $4,000 Hearing

    An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this…
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    Goober Crossing

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    Pilot Pride

    As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight…
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    Cute Baby

    When we brought our new-born son to the pediatrician for his first checkup, the doctor…
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    One Carton and Six Eggs

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males: A wife asks her husband, "Could…
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    Checking Out

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
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    Seatmate Choice

    The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to…
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    You Might be a Pastor If...

    ~ You've waded in a creek wearing a necktie.~ You've ever dreamed you were preaching only…
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    Little Johnny Tested

    The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a…
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    White Hairs

    One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen…
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    Taa-Daa!

    A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him…
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    Brain vs Brawn

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in…
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    Late For Work

    For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a…
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    Election Poetry

    In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great…
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    Absent Minded Professor

    One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded…

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for.

On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job

In a New York jewellery store:
Genuine Fauz Pearls

In a Kansas City oculist's office:
Broken lenses duplicated here

In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help

On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and minimart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

On a Rapid City store:
Give That Bride a Good Case of Worms or Other Fine Bait

On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant:
The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur

In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken

In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here

On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books

On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honouring Robert Frost:
Frost Free Library

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