logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    The Beginning

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
  • funeral joke with a tuxedo

    Do Something Nice

    Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away…
  • Default Image

    You're Not a Kid Anymore When

    You're not a kid anymore when ...* The only reason you're awake at 4 a.m. is…
  • Default Image

    Serious Shopper

    I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just…
  • Default Image

    Jar Number 47

    A new miracle doctor had just arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and…
  • Default Image

    Dalmation Role

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a…
  • Default Image

    Bagpipe Jokes

    Relax, they aren't that bad - it's just joking about them that's fun. Q. What's the…
  • Default Image

    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
  • Default Image

    Quotes From 11 Year-Olds' Science Exams

    The following are all quotes from 11 year-olds' science exams:"Water is composed of two…
  • deer

    Deer Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. The…
  • Default Image

    Computer Support Woes

    Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former'…
  • Default Image

    Dangerous Cargo

    Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the…
  • golf tee

    Golf Stroke

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
  • Default Image

    What's for Dinner?

    What's for dinner? Can't eat beef......mad cowCan't eat chicken...... bird fluCan't eat…
  • Default Image

    49 Cards

    A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had…

*Self-Evident Truths About Pets*

* Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

* Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

* Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

* Dogs shed, cats shred.

* I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

* No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

* Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

* I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am.

* Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

* We wonder why the dogs always drink out of our toilets, but look at it from their point of view: Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

* Women and cats will do as they please ... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

* When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

Powered By JFBConnect