logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Senate Comeback

50 percentA member of the Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this Senate is made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

All the other Senators pleaded to the angry member that he withdraw his statement or be removed from the remainder of the session.

After a long pause, the angry member accepted.

"Ok" he said, "I withdraw what I said.

Half of this Senate is NOT made up of cowards and corrupt politicians!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • baby feet

    Tiny Rose

    A tiny sweet baby was born to a goober and his wife. They had always dreamed of having a…
  • Default Image

    Isn't Aging Fun?

    Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're…
  • father's day triplets

    Four Waiting Fathers

    Four expectant fathers were in a Minnesota hospital waiting room while their wives were…
  • Default Image

    Go Get Grandma

    When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging…
  • snowman

    Learning From Snowmen

    "All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " It's okay if you're a…
  • Default Image

    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
  • Default Image

    Translation Tries

    A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support…
  • Default Image

    Executive Approval

    For many years I worked as a receptionist and switchboard operator at a busy company.…
  • Default Image

    Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

    1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape…
  • Default Image

    Have More Fun at Church

    After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've…
  • Default Image

    The Upper Hand

    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation…
  • Default Image

    Scared vs. Apprehension

    As a sergeant in a parachute regiment, I took part in several night-time exercises. Once,…
  • golf tee

    Golf Stroke

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
  • Default Image

    Old Red

    Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80…
  • golf bag

    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…