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    Quantum Date

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    Mental Test

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    The Night Shift

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    Drug Store Questions

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The Seniors' Serenity PrayerGod, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.

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