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Sermon Interpretation

One Sunday after church Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson was about. 

Her daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilts."  Needless to say, Mom was perplexed.

Later in the day, the Pastor stopped by for tea.  Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson was about. 

He said, "Be not afraid, Thy comforter is coming."
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