logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Service for One

On Sunday, the new young pastor arrived at church and found only an old farmer had shown up.

After waiting a while, the disappointed the pastor remarked to the old farmer, "Well, it appears no one else is coming, so we should probably cancel service today"

The farmer, dressed in his Sunday best, looked at the young preacher and said, "Well pastor, I don't know much 'bout preachin', but I do know something bout farmin' and if I went out in the field and found only one cow, I'd still feed 'em"

This excited the young preacher who preached for the next 45 minutes a fierce fire and brimstone sermon. Afterwards the pastor asked the old farmer what he thought.

The old farmer remarked, "Well pastor, I don't know much bout preachin', but I do know somethin' 'bout farmin' and if I went out in the field and found only one cow, I wouldn't give 'em the whole bale."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • horses times 2

    Horse Woes

    Two cowboy friends, Wally and Dallas, each bought a horse one summer. They enjoyed riding…
  • Default Image

    Horseshoe Look

    One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing…
  • Default Image

    Charity Auction

    The auto auction I attended was selling cars to benefit charity. Vehicles were classified…
  • Default Image

    Goober Puzzle

    One morning this goober calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have…
  • Default Image

    Babysitting

    With some misgivings, we left a young babysitter in charge of our three energetic…
  • Default Image

    Coast Guard Keeping

    My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard Cutter. When she gave my husband…
  • Default Image

    Work Prayer

    Confiding in a co-worker, I told her about a problem in our office and my fear that I…
  • Default Image

    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
  • Default Image

    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
  • pinwheel

    Sarahrella

    After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a…
  • Default Image

    When I Was Your Age

    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one…
  • Default Image

    Sam's Fishing

    A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish…
  • Default Image

    I can't come in to work today because . . . .

    - "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm…
  • Default Image

    Eat This Up

    Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses…
  • Default Image

    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…