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    Epitaph

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    Shopping Bags

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    One and Ten

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    Directions

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    Ammunition Substantiation

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    Hand Dryers

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    Dining Out

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    Catching Fish

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Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye.

Gazing at myself in the mirror the next day, I thought, "Man, I look like a clown."

I had almost convinced myself that I was over-reacting until I got in line at the grocery store. I felt a tug at my shirt and looked down to see a toddler staring up at me.

He asked, "Are you giving out balloons?"

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