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    Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

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    Four Letter Surgery

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  • A funny joke about a dad and his son out fishing.


    A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye.

Gazing at myself in the mirror the next day, I thought, "Man, I look like a clown."

I had almost convinced myself that I was over-reacting until I got in line at the grocery store. I felt a tug at my shirt and looked down to see a toddler staring up at me.

He asked, "Are you giving out balloons?"

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