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    Found Cell Phone

    When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers,…
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    Retirement Savings

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    Parking Confusion

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    Car Privileges

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    You Look Tired

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    Pig Rescuer

    Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig…
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    Keeping Warm

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    Kettle Rescue

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what…
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    Haircut

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    In Charge

    One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting.…
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    Hawaii or Havaii

    These two persons are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced 'Havaii,' or…
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    Senior "Favorite Things"

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    Even More Cute Kids

    A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old…
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    The Night Before Y2K

    'Twas the night before New Year,and all through the nation,We awaited Y2K,the millennium…

Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that the protective shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye.

Gazing at myself in the mirror the next day, I thought, "Man, I look like a clown."

I had almost convinced myself that I was over-reacting until I got in line at the grocery store. I felt a tug at my shirt and looked down to see a toddler staring up at me.

He asked, "Are you giving out balloons?"

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