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    Absent Minded Professor

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    Diaper Change

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    Let Us Know

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    Goober on the Loose

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    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

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    Fishing Advice

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    Strangest Recording

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake.  I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

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