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    Ticket Excuse

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Chickens in the Sack

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. There were two…
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    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce…
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    Geese V

    Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A:…
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    Smile For the DMV

    When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was…
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    Eye Contact

    A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her…
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    49 Cards

    A friend of ours waited until the last minute to send Christmas cards. She knew she had…
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    Break Even

    Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in.One robber rushes the teller windows,…
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    Late For Class

    At the prestigious university there was a clear hierarchy that outlined how long one was…
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    Official ID Card

    My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in…
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    Race Horses in a Stable

    Some race horses are staying in a stable when one of them starts to boast about his track…
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    The Night Before Finals

    'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor…
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    Mr. Jones Is History

    Mr. Jones, the elementary school principal, made it a practice to visit the classes from…
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    Visiting Grandma

    Grandma, who appeared to become an ever-more intimidating personality as the years went…
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    How Old Am I?

    A college professor asked his class a question. "If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New…

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.  "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake.  I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

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