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Sharon's Shampoo

Hi, pastor Tim!  This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago.

I live in a group home, and, as I'm sure you would understand, things are sometimes put out of place in the bathroom, making it a nuisance for a blind person to have to feel around looking for the shampoo.

Once, there was this bottle in the tub, which I thought might be the right one to use on my head.  The problem was that it wasn't lathering properly, and I felt I had to put more and more on my hair.  I put water in and shook it, as it seemed to be getting to the bottom.  I still wasn't satisfied, so I used what I thought was conditioner.
Better than nothing, right?

Anyway, I tried this mysterious stuff more than one day.

Finally one night, someone showed me the bottle that, so far, looked like the one I was using.  That day I had used it without trying to cancel it with conditioner.  I got comments about my hair.  My sister thought maybe I'd moussed it.  It looked rather nice away from my face.  The stuff I'd used???

It was shaving cream!

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