logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • university

    Good Morning

    When I first started college, the Dean came in and said "Good Morning" to all of us. When…
  • Default Image

    Strange Exam Answers

    1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
  • shopping

    2 Requests

    An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final…
  • Default Image

    Camping Hints

    When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the…
  • Default Image

    Signs You Are Broke

    1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course…
  • Default Image

    Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

    Five Steps to a Healthy DietThe Federal Drug and Food Administration is planning to issue…
  • Default Image

    Golfer's Tale

    A group of golfers were telling tall stories. At last came a veteran's turn. "Well," he…
  • a toy car

    Toy Disclaimers

    Honest Toy Disclaimers * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.…
  • Default Image

    Collateral

    I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a…
  • Default Image

    Goat for Dinner

    The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the…
  • Default Image

    Funny Boss

    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a…
  • Default Image

    Time To Wave

    From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting…
  • Default Image

    Show and Tell

    I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best…
  • Default Image

    Johnny's Prayer

    Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and…

Hi, pastor Tim!  This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago.

I live in a group home, and, as I'm sure you would understand, things are sometimes put out of place in the bathroom, making it a nuisance for a blind person to have to feel around looking for the shampoo.

Once, there was this bottle in the tub, which I thought might be the right one to use on my head.  The problem was that it wasn't lathering properly, and I felt I had to put more and more on my hair.  I put water in and shook it, as it seemed to be getting to the bottom.  I still wasn't satisfied, so I used what I thought was conditioner.
Better than nothing, right?

Anyway, I tried this mysterious stuff more than one day.

Finally one night, someone showed me the bottle that, so far, looked like the one I was using.  That day I had used it without trying to cancel it with conditioner.  I got comments about my hair.  My sister thought maybe I'd moussed it.  It looked rather nice away from my face.  The stuff I'd used???

It was shaving cream!

Powered By JFBConnect