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    Fly Swatter

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    Pawn Return

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    Goober Marksman

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    Shopping Plan

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    Clergy Crowd Control

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    Full Pockets

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    Doctor Quotes

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    Moose Hunters

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    Professor Turns Plumber

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    Bar Room Houdini

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    New Appointment

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    Yale Educated

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    Warning Sign

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She was such a goober. . .

.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

.. she tripped over a cordless phone

.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

.. they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

.. when she heard that 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved

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