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She Was Such A Goober

She was such a goober. . .

.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

.. she tripped over a cordless phone

.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

.. they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

.. when she heard that 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved

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