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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

    1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2. Bandage left…
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    Lawn Ornaments

    Customer at a counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two of…
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    Signs You Are Broke

    1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course…
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    Impressive Dinner

    A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of…
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    Tub Baptism

    A friend of mine took her four-year-old daughter to a baptismal service at her church.…
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    Street Name

    "I'd like the number for Jennifer Smith in Richmond, Virginia," the young man said to the…
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    Yes, We Have No Chocolate

    A man goes into an ice cream parlor and says, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice…
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    Computer Dating

    A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications.…
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    Shower or Tub

    New Englanders are known for their dry wit and logic.Once in Martha's Vineyard a hotel…
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    Empty Nest Craft

    I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night I was trying out an art…
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    Family Pressure

    Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough,"…
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    Kids' Letters to the President

    Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and…
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    Marriage Marathon

    With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the…
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    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Swim of Love

    Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in…

She was such a goober. . .

.. she sent me a fax with a stamp on it

.. she tripped over a cordless phone

.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

.. they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade

.. when she heard that 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved

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