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    Foreign Pizza

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    Mail Problems

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    Pitching Control

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    Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

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    Not Likely

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    Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

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    Cruise Questions

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    In Need of Prayer

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    Range Cancelled

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    The Magician and The Parrot

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    Cooking Terms

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    One and Only

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    The Vet and The Doc

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    I Think Not

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A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was overtaken by a new Australian cruiser.

All the US sailors admired the new ship and the Captain sent a blinker-light message to the Aussies: "You are beautiful."

Less than 10 seconds later, the Aussie ship blinkered back: "I'll bet you say that to all the ships."

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