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    At Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Meeting Invitation

    I was telling a friend about my enrollment in a weight-loss program and how excited I was…
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    Wire Guard

    Gale-force winds and frigid temperatures had taken their toll. Snapped electric wires…
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    Ohio

    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
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    Odd News Reports

    Odd News Reports.....*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and…
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    School Excuse

    At the school where my mother worked, the two first-grade teachers were Miss Paine and…
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    Turning Left

    My teenaged niece Elizabeth was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving…
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    Harmonica Gift

    Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his Uncle…
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    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
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    Run Through the Woods

    Two campers, both in the 60s are walking through the woods. A huge brown bear suddenly…
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    You Are A Bad Cook If…

    You can find "You Know You Are a Bad Cook When...part 1" here. - The last time you tried…
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    You know you're growing old when..

    You know you're growing old when..You've come to the annoying realization that your…
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    Library Lost and Found

    Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten…
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    Signs You May Be Canadian

    SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You…
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    Untouched for 600 Years

    A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe. "This…

A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was overtaken by a new Australian cruiser.

All the US sailors admired the new ship and the Captain sent a blinker-light message to the Aussies: "You are beautiful."

Less than 10 seconds later, the Aussie ship blinkered back: "I'll bet you say that to all the ships."

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