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    Overworked

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my…
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    Office Hours

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    Passing Pain

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    Stolen Turkey

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    Cow Philosophies

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    Actual Warnings On Products

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    Manservant

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    Pants

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    F1 - Help

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    Who's the Boss?

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    Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks

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    Movie Impatience

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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

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    What Don't You Have?

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    Comprehending Engineers

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A rather old minesweeper was cruising a lonely stretch of the South Pacific and was overtaken by a new Australian cruiser.

All the US sailors admired the new ship and the Captain sent a blinker-light message to the Aussies: "You are beautiful."

Less than 10 seconds later, the Aussie ship blinkered back: "I'll bet you say that to all the ships."

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