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    Cub Reporter

    The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his…
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    Red, White and Blue

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
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    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
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    Emergency Flowers

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    Classmate Reunion

    While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed…
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    Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

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    Cruising

    These are true stories from someone who works on a cruise ship.1. (For this one, you have…
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    Market Conditions

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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    Magnet Comeback

    My friend's husband always teases her about her lack of interest in household chores. One…
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    Fishing and Sisters

    A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He…
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    Morning Run

    The drill sergeant, making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a…
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    Stockbroker's Secretary

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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    The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey:

    The Top Seven things overhead on the Wise Men's Journey to Bethlehem: 7. Man, I'm…
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    At Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.  He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read...

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