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    Robbie's Move

    Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new…
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    Accident Prayer

    As my five-year-old-son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car…
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    Goober Mom Writes Goober Son

    Dear Son, I am writing slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we…
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    Road To Easy Street

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted…
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    Cry On for Crayons

    The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the…
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    The Importance of Proofing

    ~ IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our…
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    No Horns

    The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that…
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    You Know You Are a Bad Cook When…

    - You use the smoke alarm as a cooking timer. - You consider it a culinary success if the…
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    Grandpa's Manners

    "Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the modish young lady. "What's to be proud of?"…
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    Congratulations "Good" News!

    * The parachute company says you'll get a full refund. * They say the house didn't float…
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    CD Generation

    After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover…
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    Procrastinator's Creed

    1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Farming Dream

    The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,…
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    Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.  He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read...

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