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    Golf Questions

    Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.Nadine: TELL me about it!…
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    Reasons Why Farm Trucks Are Never Stolen

    * They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of…
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    Who's Your Daddy?

    While the family was sitting around the dinner table, Jennifer, 5, turned to her brother…
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    Accounting Secret

    There was once an accounting firm where the senior CPA knew everything there was to know…
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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse."Correction: The following typo…
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    Deer Hunting

    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one…
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    Note From Judge

    During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on…
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    Blizzard Police

    While driving through Buffalo after a heavy snow storm, a motorist noted a policeman,…
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    What A Hoot

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

    Dear Abby, I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much on me I'm not even sure…
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    Shakespearean in Dallas

    A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon…
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    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
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    First Apartment

    Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and me for a visit. As…
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    Where's The Beef

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of…
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    Diamond Assumption

    An acquaintance of mine, whose daughter was about to be married, decided to give her a…

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea.  He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read...

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