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    Lawyer Questions

    The following questions from lawyers (and answers from witnesses) were taken from…
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    Business Report

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    Hacker Safety

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    Quick Thinking Clerk

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    Things Learned From Children

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    Tips From Cowboys

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    Call For A Ride

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    Grizzly Bears

    Wildlife officials in Alaska are alarmed at the increase in grizzly bear attacks on…
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    A Good Haircut

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    One-Liners

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    Social Showdown

    Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a…
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    Almost Redialed

    I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and…
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    Perspective

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    Restroom Bugs

    I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the…
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    Signs You Are Broke

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It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor.

"They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!"

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