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Shopping On Up

In a upscale department store, every night at closing time one of our customer-service representatives reminds shoppers over the public address system to finish their shopping.

One evening, a woman who had recently worked at K-mart opened the announcement by saying,

"Attention K-mart shoppers..."
 
Quickly realizing her mistake, she tap-danced her way out of trouble by adding,

"...you are in the wrong store."

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