logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Shopping Remote

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him legally."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Haircut Request

    When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair…
  • Default Image

    Signs You are Broke

    SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your…
  • chocolate

    Chocolate Laughs

    Over the years, people have come up with a number of great reasons to eat chocolate. The…
  • Default Image

    Ten Things A Cat Thinks About

    *Ten Things A Cat Thinks About*1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.2. Is there…
  • Default Image

    Jumper

    At the local Starbucks, a little guy exchanged words with a big bald guy and it looked…
  • Default Image

    Geneology Question

    When my granddaughter, Ann, was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher…
  • Default Image

    Census Taker

    An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in…
  • Default Image

    One Call

    The two teenagers were arrested. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a…
  • Default Image

    Thai This For a Change

    An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai…
  • Default Image

    10 Minutes Alone

    After a day of grueling maneuvers under the blazing Texas sun, the platoon stood in front…
  • Default Image

    Dress Code for Seniors

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go…
  • Default Image

    Dads and Babies

    My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance. "I look like Mom,"…
  • Default Image

    Little Benjamin

    Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I…
  • Default Image

    Keep Walking

    An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.…
  • dog ball

    Excerpts from A Dog's Diary

    Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY…