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    Mule Solution

    A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left…
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    Musings

    * A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.My desk is my…
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    Money Date

    Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more…
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    Anesthesiologist Bill

    Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to…
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    Backwoods Labor

    In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the…
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    Parenthood

    If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!…
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    Duck Food

    Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food?…
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    Lemon-Aid

    A local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a…
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    Goober On The Net

    A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to…
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    Convent Card

    As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I…
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    Flight Attendant Trivia

    To pass the time while our plane was being de-iced, the flight attendants played a trivia…
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    License Picture

    A traffic cop stopped a woman for a minor traffic violation. After examining her driver's…
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    Herd Of Cows

    A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho," and went out walking with one of…
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    Check The Mirror

    Harry was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after…
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    Clergy Golf

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped…

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him legally."

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