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    39 And Holding

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    Macho Dude

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    Quarter Rush

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    Finest Equipment

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    Tow Request

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    Test Crash

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    Next Question

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    Cat Petting

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    Tailing Truck

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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

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    Computer Repair

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the worst thing I could do to him legally."

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