"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Two Plus Two
A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer… -
Battle Hymn of Term Finals
Mine eyes have seen the horrorOf the ending of the termIt has poisoned all my spiritsLike… -
50th Anniversary
At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their… -
Flight Delay Announcement
A passenger on a Southwest flight says that he once faced a flight delay just before they… -
New Car Warning
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his… -
Inspiring Music
A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to… -
The End Of The World
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The… -
Dear Milkman…
A long time ago, when milk was delivered to the door by a milkman, people would sometimes… -
Wrong Guard
It was in the early 1960's and spray deodorant, new to the market, was being advertised… -
Checking In
Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant… -
Conch Sale
In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on… -
Learned From a Snowman
"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a… -
*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer*
*Stupid Things Actually Said By Commentators In The World Of Soccer* 1. Well, it's… -
Broken Scale
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one… -
New Boater
This past summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of…
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