"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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In the Fitting Room
My girlfriend took her five-year-old daughter shopping with her. The little girl watched… -
Chet's Graduation
It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Chet. At the… -
Great Eyesight
An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see… -
Late For Church
A young girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could to Sunday… -
Soft Seven
A young man is paired up with a priest on the first hole at the golf course. When they… -
Translation Tries
A Latin American minister was touring the U.S. in an effort to boost financial support… -
Bump Start
About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the… -
Caught in the Act
I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in… -
Beginning School
Tommy had reached school age. His mother managed with a blast of propaganda to make him… -
Hair Curlers
My wife still uses curlers in her hair after she washes it. The other night she came into… -
Doctor's Advice
A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw… -
Power Lesson
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings… -
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Speeding Excuses
Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers… -
Speeding Registration
On a long drive from Virginia, I thought I was traveling at a reasonable speed, but the…
