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Kidnapped
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Second Grade Math
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Paid For Standing
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Escaped Puppy
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Whispering In Church
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Reasons You Should Buy a New Car
Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of… -
Thomas
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Electrical Officer
My daughter is an electrical officer on a carrier. Recently I asked her what her duties… -
The Congregation Replied
Down in the south, there are many churches known as "answer back" churches. When the… -
Shoe Fit
A man walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the… -
Tournament Weather`
Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was… -
Goober Ice Fishing
A goober wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally,… -
Beware of Bread
A recent Cincinnati Enquirer headline read, "SMELL OF BAKED BREAD MAY BE HEALTH HAZARD."… -
Y1K Problem
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Election Poetry
In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great…
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