"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Signs of A Bad Baptismal Service
*Top Ten Signs You are At a Bad Baptismal Service* 10. The Coast Guard is involved. 9.… -
Simple Support
Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while… -
For Charlotte
A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is… -
Concert Lights
My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music.… -
Balance
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other… -
A Job Worse Than Yours
The San Francisco Zoo has an elephant named Calle who has a chronic illness, requiring… -
Chess Playing Dog
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He… -
Ship Movie
On many U.S. Navy ships the movie screen is suspended amid-ship so that it can be viewed… -
Election Poetry
In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great… -
How Cold is it?
An annotated thermometer: (degrees Fahrenheit, then Celsius) +50 / +10* New York tenants… -
Tonsils
A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed. He told his… -
Chet's Graduation
It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but Chet. At the… -
One-liners
1. Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.2. Make yourself at home! Clean my… -
Politically Correct Cat Terms
Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a… -
Kitten Saga
The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was…
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