"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Exercise
- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.- I… -
Young Patient
A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at… -
Bicycle Accidents
In the early 1990's, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very… -
Hurry and Sign Up
Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Army… -
Quotable Quotes
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department… -
Carrier Landings
Any naval aviator will tell you that landing a plane on an aircraft carrier is THE most… -
The Rules of Bureaucracy
1. Preserve thyself.2. It is easier to fix the blame than to fix the problem.3. A penny… -
Driver's License Examiners
While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau… -
Need a Push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over… -
The Night Before Y2K
'Twas the night before New Year,and all through the nation,We awaited Y2K,the millennium… -
Here Kitty
Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some… -
Incapacitated
I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part… -
Happy Marriage
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy… -
Battling Salons
A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established… -
Yard Sale Anger
A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the…
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