"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Trading Caps
I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had… -
Pastor To The Rescue
There were two men shipwrecked on this island. The minute they got on to the island one… -
Jewelry Store Application
Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca… -
First Passport
At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth… -
Let Me Feel Your Pain
It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock… -
Actual Warnings On Products
*Actual Warnings On Products* On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.… -
Morning Tea
Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little… -
Goober Return
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one here. A goober walks up… -
Hearing Request
During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One… -
Coffee Delivery
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the… -
New Pet
A man was driving down a country road when he saw a baby pig along side the road. He… -
Control Seminar
The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during… -
Save Me a Seat
A friend of mine, and her husband, were on vacation. They visited a church on Sunday. My… -
Preacher's Donkey
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had… -
Does That Hurt
We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with…
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