"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Young Dressing
When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and… -
Parrot Problems
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a… -
One Seat Allowed
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by… -
Family Togetherness
An older woman recently returned from her hometown in North Carolina and told a friend… -
On Time
The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiling, satisfied passenger… -
Goober Motivation
One day a goober was hiking up to an old camp. There was an outhouse along the way, so he… -
Naturally Born
An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being… -
Dangerous Dog
Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware… -
Flying Follies
Each year, Chicago Center saves the top 20 excerpts from conversations between airline… -
Hymns For The Aging
*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My… -
Watch Your Step
Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family… -
Dishwashed Verse
Helping his wife wash the dishes, a minister protested, This isn't a man s job.Oh yes, it… -
Mint Mom
When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become… -
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of… -
Love Campaign
The young suitor was determined to win the heart of the girl he wanted to marry, in spite…
