"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Emergency Flowers
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CIA Note
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Golf Beginner
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Truth About Children
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Dog Quotes
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Raise Refusal
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Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric
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Little Benjamin
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