"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Super Dress
Shortly after the birth of their second child, a husband offered to take his wife… -
Professor Turns Plumber
A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a… -
Mail Problems
Thanks to Kim Harding for day's real life laugh from her family. Dear Pastor Tim, This is… -
No E-mail (copyrighted??)
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his… -
County Employees
A fellow stopped at a rural gas station, filled his tank, and took a break by his car… -
Art Good News/Bad News
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on… -
Tea Service
One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old… -
Dads
My mother and I returned to my parents' house late one evening to find my father, my… -
Pitching Control
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk… -
Overheard At The Cemetery
These two boys filled up a bucket of nuts and sat down by the tree. Out of sight, they… -
Verbalized Prayers
The pastor of a mid-sized church decided one Monday morning that the staff would… -
Little Johnny Tested
The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a… -
Sugar Worry
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious woman. "I'm diabetic and… -
First Day Answer
The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you… -
Stockbroker's Secretary
The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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