"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Kitty Hostage
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Tag Fad
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Couple Descriptions
Even mismatched couples may described kindly.1. He's a chiropractor, and she is a pain in… -
What's for Dinner?
What's for dinner? Can't eat beef......mad cowCan't eat chicken...... bird fluCan't eat… -
Rattlesnakes
Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire chief when he hit a ball into… -
Goober Exam
The Goober reported for her University final examination, which consisted of"yes/no" type… -
Cub Reporter
The newspaper editor was instructing the cub reporter in important details of his… -
Password Problems
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there's something wrong with her… -
Used Lawn Mower
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard… -
Barbecue Forks
As the coals from our barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long… -
The friars of Flowers (pun alert)
Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to… -
Ball Markers
A Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell… -
Bloopers in the Media
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange… -
Reasons Not To Wash
If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to… -
Cafeteria Sign
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of…
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