"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Late Excuse
Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story… -
Audi Alteram Parten
During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it… -
Hymns For The Aging
*Hymns for the Aging* Precious Lord, Take my Hand (And Help Me Get Up) It is Well with My… -
Athletics Anonymous
Not too long ago, with all the emphasis on one's physical fitness, a new organization… -
Wedding Report
"How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if… -
Goober Border Patrol
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:… -
Inventions That Didn't Succeed
The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine… -
Helping Mom
A little while after my mother was widowed, it became apparent that she was unable to… -
Get the Picture
Two weeks after my one-year-old's photo shoot, I returned to the studio to view the… -
Lawyer Son
When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the… -
Doctor Visit
A guy walks into a Doctor's office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle out… -
The End is Near
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The… -
Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy
My son Ward owns a shiny green four-wheel-drive truck. He also owns a 110-pound black… -
Artist's Sketch
Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got… -
Worker Ants
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker…
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