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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 29 November -0001

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld

Created: 13 March 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011