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Jogging Time
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You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When
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Three Rules
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Extra Fudge
I walked into Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot… -
Exam Assistance
In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not… -
Goober Doubling
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School Daze
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Art Good News/Bad News
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Little Encouragement
The minister was shaking everyone's hand while they were leaving the church. An elderly… -
Foreign Encounter
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Lost Bible
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.… -
Cowboy and The Preacher
One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were… -
Just Visiting Here
The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging… -
Holiday Merger
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All You Can Drink
There was a business man driving down this country road when he spotted a little boy that…
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