"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Roughing It
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The Gas Men
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The Littlest Informant
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A Few Shelves
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Boat Compromise
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Environ-mental
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Call For A Ride
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You're Not A Monk
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Fax Hint
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Nervous Young Minister
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