"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Today I didn't Do It
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three… -
Card Reader Instructions
Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe… -
College Cure
Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other,… -
Grasshopper in Bar
A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to order a drink. The bartender… -
Passing Pain
An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awaken from a good… -
Golf Discovery
A wife was getting tired of her husband golfing every Saturday, so she decided to go with… -
Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 3
11. Subject: Children's Logic: Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a… -
Pull Over Cookies
Returning from a trip to visit my grandmother in Canada, I was stopped by a state trooper… -
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence.… -
The Night Before Y2K
'Twas the night before New Year,and all through the nation,We awaited Y2K,the millennium… -
The Upper Hand
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation… -
Supermarket Saavy
One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady slowly pushing a cart through the… -
Car-jacking Foiled
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped… -
Food Allergy
Because of an ear infection, my young son, Casey, had to go to the pediatrician. I was… -
One and Ten
Elizabeth was surprised to receive ten dollars from her Aunt for her birthday. The Aunt…
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