"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld
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Breaker, Breaker Dog Buddy
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Banking Woes
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Alligator Teeth
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Farmer Joe & Bessie
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From the Beginning
My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he… -
Old Friends
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Words to Ponder
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Playing House
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Daytime Television
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Broken Bone
While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a… -
Message Puzzle
April was puzzled recently by the odd messages she kept getting on her voice mail. Day… -
Trio of Puns
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Department Staff
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