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    Lost, Found, Changed

    A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest…
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    Bishop's Role

    We were celebrating the 100th anniversary of our church, and several former pastors and…
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    Travel Deal

    A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for…
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    IBA

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
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    Correction

    Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I…
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    Goober Farmers

    There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by the Forman…
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    Johnny's Home

    After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the…
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    Taking Down The Flag

    My husband was serving his last few years of military service on active duty with an Army…
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    Carjacking Foiled

    TRUE STORY:Carjacking Foiled:An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4…
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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Comedians' Convention

    Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out…
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    Official ID Card

    My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in…
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    Creative Duelling

    In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man. The large man challenged his tormentor…
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    Valentine's Day

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…
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    Smoke Detector Lesson

    One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our…

Side Effects of a Life in Comedy

* Recurring nightmare: as your "Harpo Meets Teller" routine is bombing, you realize you're doing a radio show.

* Your social status is one small notch above mimes and rodeo clowns.

* People are always asking, "Ooh, do you know Adam Sandler?"

* Wisenheimer's Syndrome.

* You laugh on the outside, but inside you harbor a bitter resentment toward people who have enough money for food.

* Instead of crow's feet, you get punchlines.

* You have to start the day with a couple of quick knock-knock jokes to get rid of "the shakes."

* The grandkids keep breaking your dentures trying to wind them up.

* Mom was right: your face *does* freeze that way, after a couple of decades.

* Everything tastes funny.

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