logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Get Well Soon

    A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.The doctors…
  • Default Image

    Find and Replace

    The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship…
  • Default Image

    More Dog Quotes

    "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -Unknown "In dog years, I'm…
  • Default Image

    The Pledge

    Grandpa Cartnell was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how…
  • Default Image

    Flight Advice

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
  • Default Image

    Audi Alteram Parten

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it…
  • Default Image

    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
  • Default Image

    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
  • Default Image

    The Power of Government

    Pythagorean theorem : 24 WordsThe Lord's Prayer : 66 WordsArchimedes' Principle : 67…
  • Default Image

    Family Cleaning

    Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed…
  • Default Image

    Analogies and Metaphors

    These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays.- John and Mary had…
  • Default Image

    Out of This World Bait

    My daughter-in-law Alma and grandson Eddy were digging for fishing bait in my garden.…
  • Default Image

    Things Not To Say or Do at a Job Interview

    ** See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.** Ask…
  • office woman

    Control Seminar

    The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call "Lunch and Learn" seminars during…
  • Default Image

    Rental Description

    On duty as a customer-service rep for a car-rental company, I took a call from a driver…
sign fork in roadOn a California freeway:

Fine for Littering

In the window of an Atlanta clothing store:

Sid's Pants is Open

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:

Able to Do the Worst Possible Job

From a septic tank cleaning service:

We're the #1 company for the #2 business!

In a New York jewelry store:

Genuine Fauz Pearls

In a Kansas City oculist's office:

Broken Lenses Duplicated Here

In a Boston fast-food parking lot:

Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

Billboard on Florida highway:

If You Can't Read, We Can Help

On the Triborough Bridge in New York:

In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart:

We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:

Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant:

The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur

In a Grand Rapids restaurant:

Half baked chicken

In a Dayton barbershop:

During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here

On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:

Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books

On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost:

Frost Free Library

Powered By JFBConnect