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    Signs You Need a New Pizza Place

    ~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving. ~ The delivery kid is packing. ~ This…
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    Top Ten Best Golf Caddie Remarks

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    Chapatti Riddle

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    In the Bag

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    GOLF, n.

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    Car Names Explained

    "Car Names Explained"(My car is in here so don't be offended if yours is too!)AUDI -…
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    Church Visit

    My grandson, Justin, returned from his first time in church and was asked how it went.He…
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    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Lock Jaw

    In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town's veterinarian.…
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    Exercise Routine

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    Fuel Trudge

    After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn't start because it…
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    New Flavor?

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…
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    Circus Try Out

    A man decides to join the circus. He shows up to demonstrate his skills to Morris, the…
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    Raise Request

    Employee: I have been here 11 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want…
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    Universal Solvent

    "The father was very proud when his son went off to college. He came to tour the school…

You know you're getting older if:

1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.

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