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    Military Intials

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    Swerving Goober

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    Vow of Silence

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Landing Request

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    Bob's MG

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    Goober Compensation

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    Work Prayer

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    Baby Talk

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    Eggplant Sale

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    Thanksgiving Grace

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    Professional Animal Trainer

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    Deep Thoughts

    From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep…
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    Labor Pains

    When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three…
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    Politically Correct Light Bulb

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    Dish Shopping

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Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:

Gets "psyched" before each competition by banging his head against a locker, although he's on the chess team.

Her javelin was shot down by jet fighters.

Killed two spectators and a line judge with his forehand lob at this year's French Open.

Although a sprinter, he won both the Indy 500 and the Preakness.

His red and yellow jersey reads, "Track Cartel de Colombia."

Remainder of high-jump event postponed until he lands.

Somehow manages to win the 100-meter butterfly without getting wet.

Signs new contract for $6 over 2 million years.

Instead of exploding out of the blocks, he just explodes.

According to the urine test, he's six-week's pregnant.

Breaks his pelvis but insists he can just "walk it off."

Forget Nike and Reebok-he's got endorsement deals with Merck and Glaxo.

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