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    Half Diet

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    Kid Say

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    Ball Markers

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    Charity Answer

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    Reward Change

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    Famous Last Words

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    Another Virus Warning

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    A Father's Method

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    Library Argument

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    ESP Banking

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    Died In The Service

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    "Brake Down"

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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    You're not a kid anymore when....

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Signs of our TimeIn a veterinarian's office:
"All unattended children given free kitten"

In the parking lot outside a veterinarian's office in Silverton, OR:
"Parking for customers only; others will be neutered."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

On the fence of someone's home:
"Salesmen welcome - dog food is expensive."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully; we'll wait."

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