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    VP Moniker

    The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good…
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    Reading Problem

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    First Day Answer

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    Vicar's Surprise

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    Visiting Friends

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    Professional Animal Trainer

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    The Verge

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    Proposal Condition

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    Dog Exercises

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    Laws of Parenthood

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    Basic Training

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    Lawnyer

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    Top 10 Signs that you company is planning to lay you off.

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    Funny Answering Machines

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    Priest's Uniform

    A little boy, not accustomed to seeing a priest in his "work uniform" went up to the…

Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."

The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.

A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.

Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.

Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.

Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.

Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

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