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    Omitted Stories

    Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of…
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    New Light Switch

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    Sloth Police Report

    A sloth is out for a walk when he's mugged by four snails. After recovering his wits, he…
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    New Passport Photo

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    Amazed dentist

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    Football Tryouts

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    College Nerves

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    Elf Pet Peeves

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    Pastors' Good News/Bad News

    Good News: You baptized seven people today in the river.Bad News: You lost two of them in…
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    Interactive Weather

    Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or no rain. The TV weatherman, on…
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    Forest Fire Fly By

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    Golf Discovery

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    Vacuum Manure

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    Bathroom Sign

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    Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

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Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."

The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.

A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.

Your clothes go into the overnight bag so you can fill the suitcase with your pills.

Somebody you consider an old-timer calls you an old-timer.

Your idea of a change of scenery is looking to the left or right.

Your knees buckle, but your belt won't.

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