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    Ammunition Substantiation

    An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter…
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    Letter Order

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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    Marriage Marathon

    With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the…
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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

    A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people…
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    Baseball Class

    A professor at the Michigan State University was known for giving boring, cliche-ridden…
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    Dress Code for Seniors

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Lawyer Questioning

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
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    John Will Be Fine

    The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his…
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    Knitting Chinese

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Tiger Woods is to golf. She designed exotic…
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    Upset Wagon

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    Cheap Hearing Aid

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    Toy Disclaimers

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    Job Interview

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- Impulse engines stall when used in reverse.

- Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at "88".

- Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays.

- Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book.

- Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with "w".

- Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room.

- Captain's chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering.

- Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward.

- Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS.

- Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb.

- Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board.

- Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears.

- Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese.

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