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    Passed Note

    A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.…
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    Sibling Takes

    As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children…
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    Football Signals

    A three-year-old in the congregation regularly watched football games with his father. So…
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    Goober Stewardess

    An airline captain was breaking in a new goober stewardess. The route they were flying…
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    Fourth Grade Logic

    A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation,"…
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    Eating Out

    Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches…
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    The Grandma Test

    I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the…
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    Mom Wonder

    A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like. She said, "We used…
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    5 Toughest Questions Women Ask Men

    1. What are you thinking about?2. Do you love me?3. Do I look fat?4. Do you think she is…
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    Skipping School

    The local high school has a policy that the parent's must call the school if the student…
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    Tech Smoke

    A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.Tech: What's the…
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    Mint Mom

    When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become…
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    I'll Testify To That

    Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the…
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    Actual Signs

    Bucharest Hotel Lobby - "The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time you…
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    Are We There Yet?

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…

1.  As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.

2.  You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Moes's Towing Company.

3.  The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.

4.  The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for quick and easy opening.

5.  The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed.

6.  You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.

7.  As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door and waves you in.

8.  When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway.  As you go by, it silently falls in behind you.

9.  The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "Me Again."

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