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    Movie Impatience

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    Goober In Library

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    Found Purse

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    Found Cell Phone

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    Goober Pilots

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    And Then They Voted

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    Marriage Wakeup

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    Get Your Own

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    Sidewalk Meeting

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    Concert Lights

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    Picking a Winner

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    Haircut ID

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    Hiccups

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    Last Name Lineup

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    Exercise Classes

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1.  As you leave the used car lot, you see the owner rush out with a gigantic smile and high-five the salesman.

2.  You notice that the car phone they threw in "for free" has a direct line to Moes's Towing Company.

3.  The booster cables are not in the trunk but are permanently soldered to the battery.

4.  The hood has been equipped with a push-button device for quick and easy opening.

5.  The "Purchased From" sticker at the bottom of the rear license plate has been removed.

6.  You get a "Good Luck" card from the previous owner.

7.  As you drive up to a service station for gas, the mechanic opens the big door and waves you in.

8.  When you leave for work the next morning, you notice a tow truck parked about a block from your driveway.  As you go by, it silently falls in behind you.

9.  The little "Service Engine" warning signal in the dashboard comes on and reads "Me Again."

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