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    Christian Football

    Christian Football Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the…
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    Understanding Law

    During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it…
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    Medically Speaking

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he…
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    Playing House

    A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were…
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    One Interest

    A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her…
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    Leak Repair

    My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending…
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    Prescription Change

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
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    Meteor Miss

    As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was…
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    Prison Riot

    The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like…
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    Picnic Pains

    The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her…
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    Economics Exam

    Not expecting to do well on the economics exam, Bill was heartened by the first question:…
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    100GB bug

    Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the…
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    Van Problem

    The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, the yard foreman…
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    Commercial Reward

    At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for John to comment on my first attempt at…

Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

Being bad is no longer cool.

You have friends who have kids.

Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

Your parents' jokes are now funny.

You have once said, 'Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?'

You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.

You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

Naps are good.

You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'.

When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!'

You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.

You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You WANT clothes for Christmas.

You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.

You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.

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