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    Accents

    About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old…
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    Teacher Tech Help

    The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me…
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    Stockbroker's Secretary

    The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr.…
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    Military Time

    My wife Delores never quite got the hang of the 24-hour military clock. One day she…
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    2 Requests

    An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final…
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    One Per Point

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    Sauce Control Center

    Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she…
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    Finest Equipment

    Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his…
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    Lingering Hug

    We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight…
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    Young Dressing

    When I was 28, I was teaching English in a high school where occasionally the faculty and…
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    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
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    Moose Hunters

    Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good…
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    Dextrocardia Question

    I went to a medical clinic for an electrocardiogram. While the technician was lining up…
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    Anti Stress Diet

    This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that…
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    Next Question

    In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the…

Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

Being bad is no longer cool.

You have friends who have kids.

Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

Your parents' jokes are now funny.

You have once said, 'Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?'

You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.

You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

Naps are good.

You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'.

When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!'

You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.

You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You WANT clothes for Christmas.

You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.

You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.

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