logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Noise Abatement

    "Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise…
  • Default Image

    The Cowboy's New Car

    Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart alec Tex" said the…
  • Default Image

    Pet Names

    Bernie was invited to his ageing friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded…
  • Default Image

    The Upper Hand

    A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation…
  • Default Image

    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
  • Default Image

    Classmate Reunion

    While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed…
  • Default Image

    Found Purse

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
  • Default Image

    Successful Ice Fishing

    Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long ice fishing. One has been having no…
  • Default Image

    Spin the Bottle

    "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it…
  • Default Image

    Little Johnny Tested

    The school was having trouble with Little Johnny and decided to have him tested by a…
  • Default Image

    Morning Kiss

    A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster.…
  • Default Image

    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
  • money

    Poor Widow

    A woman's husband dies and she has only $20,000 to her name. After everything is done at…
  • microphone

    Dumb Sports Quotes

    Dumb Sports Quotes *"And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a…
  • Default Image

    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

    *18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek*1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious…

Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

Being bad is no longer cool.

You have friends who have kids.

Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

Your parents' jokes are now funny.

You have once said, 'Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?'

You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.

You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

Naps are good.

You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'.

When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!'

You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.

You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You WANT clothes for Christmas.

You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.

You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.

Powered By JFBConnect