logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Church Hopping

    A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a…
  • Default Image

    Canine Complex

    A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist Dr. Heidberg, and sat down to…
  • Default Image

    Wooden Bayonet

    A Civil War soldier, who had lost his bayonet, whittled one from wood so that he could…
  • computer keyboard

    Long Passwords

    My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on…
  • Default Image

    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
  • military truck

    Private Peters

    The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training…
  • officer navy

    Wedding Pass

    A friend of mine joined the Navy and soon after had to attend a wedding. He asked an…
  • golf tee

    Scheduled Shot

    At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a…
  • Default Image

    Art That Sells

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any recent interest in his paintings…
  • Default Image

    Shaving Comeback

    I can't say I've ever gotten a shave from a barber, but I've seen others who have. I was…
  • Default Image

    Young Guy's "BG"

    At Andersen Air Force Base, Guam, a man in civilian clothes approached an airman and…
  • Default Image

    Toaster Request

    When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place…
  • Default Image

    A Texas Blessing

    *A Texas Blessing*Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless…
  • plane war

    Commando Moses

    Nine year old Joey, was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday school. "Well,…
  • Default Image

    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…

Just one peanut butter and jelly sandwich doesn't do it anymore.

Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.

The average ten-year-old doesn't have a clue who Bo and Luke Duke are.

Being bad is no longer cool.

You have friends who have kids.

Saturday mornings are for sleeping.

You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.

Your parents' jokes are now funny.

You have once said, 'Whatch-you talkin' 'bout Willis?'

You have owned, and since disowned Michael Jackson's Thriller.

You would rather wear your dirty clothes again, cuz mom is not there to do your laundry anymore.

Naps are good.

You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'.

When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!'

You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.

Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.

You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

You WANT clothes for Christmas.

You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.

You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store, wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot, and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.

Powered By JFBConnect