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    Hi Tech Watch

    A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train which leaves at 6:00 PM but he…
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    Sticking Out

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    Meeting With Teacher

    Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith…
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    Pig Rescuer

    Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig…
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    Anniversary Card

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    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
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    Flower Oil

    When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a…
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    Seatmate Choice

    The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the seat next to…
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    Hunting Prayer

    The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our…
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    Signs That You May Be Canadian

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    Faithful Service Gift

    I recall a story my father used to tell about a pastor who had been at a church for 20…
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    The Top 15 Lines You'll Never Hear in a Western

    15 "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist."14 "Gentlemen, rather…
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    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
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    Noise Abatement

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    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…

1.  American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2.  Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3.  You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4.  You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed an emotional bond towards Abe Lincoln.

5.  Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

6.  You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7.  Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

8.  You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9.  Your bologna has no first name.

10.  You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.

11.  Sally Struthers sends you food.

12.  McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

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