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    The End is Near

    A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The…
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    Movie Impatience

    We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it…
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    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…
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    Johnny In The Garden

    Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw…
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    Lawyer Choice

    There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came…
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    Cat Joke

    A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him…
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    The Place for Grace

    When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away."Johnny wait until we…
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    First Time Skydiver

    A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems…
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    Golf Stroke

    "I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at…
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    Two Feet

    A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the…
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    Restroom Bugs

    I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the…
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    Tag Fad

    My teenager was headed to school one morning when I told him that the neck tag on his…
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    Curve Hand

    A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark, stormy night. The night…
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    Duelling Judges

    Tyler and Katz, two judges, were each arrested on speeding charges. When they arrived in…
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    No Wonder English is So Hard to Learn

    No wonder English is so hard to learn. We polish the Polish furniture.He could lead if he…

1.  American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2.  Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3.  You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4.  You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed an emotional bond towards Abe Lincoln.

5.  Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

6.  You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7.  Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

8.  You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9.  Your bologna has no first name.

10.  You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.

11.  Sally Struthers sends you food.

12.  McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

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