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    Salt and Mensa

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    Stockbroker's Secretary

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    Home Maid Cure

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    Goober Vacuum

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    Laws of Life

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    Essay Woe

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    Sermon Follow-Up

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    Car Pool Note

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    Weight Training

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    College Laundry

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    3 eggs - 50 years

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    Environ-mental

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1.  American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2.  Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3.  You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4.  You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed an emotional bond towards Abe Lincoln.

5.  Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

6.  You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7.  Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

8.  You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9.  Your bologna has no first name.

10.  You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.

11.  Sally Struthers sends you food.

12.  McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

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