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    Utensil Rejection

    My friend Ann and I were eating at a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set…
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    Blood Flow

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter…
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    The Foot Rule

    There is a formula for figuring out how bed space is allocated. It is called the "Foot…
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    Dress Code

    Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the midwest, my friend…
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    Offering Encouragement

    A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.One Sunday he…
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    Ohio

    Apparently I tend to brag too much about my home state of Ohio.One day I told a…
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    Sister Repair

    My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project.…
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    Abstract Noun

    "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…
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    Freshman's Blind Date

    "How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the…
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    That Line Thing

    If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.…
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    Kid Say

    The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…
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    When Aging Reality Sets In

    1. Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start…
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    Dispatch Message

    One night at McCord Air Force Base, I was dispatched to check out the security fence…
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    Valentine's Day

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…

1.  American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2.  Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3.  You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4.  You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed an emotional bond towards Abe Lincoln.

5.  Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

6.  You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7.  Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

8.  You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9.  Your bologna has no first name.

10.  You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.

11.  Sally Struthers sends you food.

12.  McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

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