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    Deep Trouble

    A man driving his car down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle…
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    Vet Visit

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    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
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    Mowing the Lawn

    I was trying to mow the lawn before my husband got home from work, but our electric lawn…
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    I'm Aging Gracefully

    I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening…
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    Pillar Interruption

    The Sunday School teacher described how Lot's wife looked back at Sodom and was turned…
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    Pilot Pride

    As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight…
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    Best Out Of Office Replies

    Best Out Of Office Replies1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you…
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    Turn Around

    A local priest and pastor were fishing on the side of the road.They thoughtfully made a…
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    Dog Tricks

    *Mind Games You Can Play with Your Humans* 1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T…
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    Seen Signs

    These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for…
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    Movie Night

    My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time…
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    Hospital Regulations

    Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while…
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    Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a…
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    Talking Horse

    A jogger, running down a country road, is startled as a horse yells at him, "Hey! Come…

1.  American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

2.  Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

3.  You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4.  You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed an emotional bond towards Abe Lincoln.

5.  Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

6.  You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

7.  Your rob Peter...and then rob Paul.

8.  You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

9.  Your bologna has no first name.

10.  You give blood everyday...just for the orange juice.

11.  Sally Struthers sends you food.

12.  McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

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