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    Johnny In The Garden

    Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw…
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    Marriage Wakeup

    As Barb was getting to know David and his family, she was very impressed by how much his…
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    Golf Discovery

    A wife was getting tired of her husband golfing every Saturday, so she decided to go with…
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    Isn't Aging Fun?

    Do you realize that the only time in our liveswhen we like to get old is when we're…
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    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    Day Of Mourning

    In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail…
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    Bridge Fishing

    Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge.The one guy drops over the bridge being…
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    New Year's Football vs. Dinner

    As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was…
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    Why Teachers Go Gray

    These are reported to be actual test answers from various schools in the Huntsville,…
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    Kitchen Wizard

    My friend's husband is always telling her that housekeeping would be a snap if only she…
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    Rattlesnake Ammo

    An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter…
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    More One-liners

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    Family Cleaning

    Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed…
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    Medical Opinions

    A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them…
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    Words Per Day

    Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about…
1.  During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.

2.  He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser."

3.  When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.

4.  He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."

5.  During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy.

6.  A prison guard is shaving your head.

7.  He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table.

8.  He begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said ..."

9.  He keeps citing the legal case of Godzilla v.  Mothra.

10.  Just before he says "Your Honor," he makes those little quotation marks in the air with his fingers.

11.  The sign in front of his law office reads "Practicing Law Since 2:25 PM."

12.  Whenever his objection is overruled, he tells the judge, "Whatever."

13.  Just before trial starts he whispers, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"
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