logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    How's My Driving?

    I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.I got…
  • do not_disturb

    Do Not Disturb

    After a worship service at First Baptist Church in Newcastle, Kentucky, a mother with a…
  • picture of university building

    How To Write A College Paper

    How to write a College Paper 1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted…
  • Default Image

    Conch Sale

    In a misguided burst of creativity, I installed a night-light in a conch shell I found on…
  • Default Image

    Birth Wharp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
  • turkey live

    All Pro Turkey

    The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey…
  • Default Image

    Morning Pills

    This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain,…
  • Default Image

    Blood Flow

    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter…
  • Default Image

    Let Us Know

    The following advertisement appeared in a physical culture magazine:"Here's a good test…
  • Default Image

    Art Good News/Bad News

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on…
  • Default Image

    Breakfast Call

    When my son was in the ninth grade, we reluctantly agreed to let him move into the…
  • preacher1

    Long Sermon Feedback

    After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying…
  • Default Image

    Are You My Waiter?

    Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the…
  • Default Image

    Roof Chicken

    One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…
  • Default Image

    Goober Release

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…

~ The pizza's secrets ingredient is still moving.

~ The delivery kid is packing.

~ This weeks special is double cheese and double anchovies at no extra charge.

~ While waiting for the last order to come out of the oven, you catch the delivery guys playing "Frisbee golf" with the other pizzas.

~ When you call in your order, someone answers the phone with "Gino's Bait Shop and Pizzeria, how may I help you?"

~ When you open the box you find that the anchovies are eating the sausage.

~ You realize the red sauce is ketchup.

~ The pizza box that was just delivered to you displays the phone number for the Poison Control Hotline.

~ You notice a sign on the door: "Dear Customers: we are pleased to announce that 38% of our menu is FDA approved."

~ Their slogan is, "If it's not there in 30 minutes, it's not getting there."

~ Your "stuffed crust pizza" is stuffed with pudding instead of cheese.

~ Your order of bread sticks is simply the uneaten crust from old pizza slices.

~ The delivery guy waits at your door until you're finished so he can take the box back for the next customer.

Powered By JFBConnect