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    Proposal Condition

    Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me,…
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    Healthy Life

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    Pig Rescuer

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    Waking Up Grumpy

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    Translation Please

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    Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

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    Poor Widow

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    Summer Plans

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    Smart As A Brick

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    Lengthy Discourse

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    School Curlers

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    Border Declaration

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    Today I didn't Do It

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    Little Benny

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    Tips on Love

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airplane1You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the flight attendant tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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