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    No Horns

    The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met and decided that…
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    E-mail Problem

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    Perfect Pet

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    Cooking Terms

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    8-Year-Old Asks

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    Morning Tea

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    Sam's Fishing

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    Chinese Knitting

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    Vacation Report

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    Drought Conditions

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    I Just Can't Drive Today

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    Are You a Policeman?

    A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover…
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    Roast Woes

    The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of…
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    Back In My Day

    For those of us who remember the good old days. In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We…
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    No E-mail (copyrighted??)

    An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV all day and his…

*Signs You've Chosen a "No Frills" Airline*

You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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