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    Cheap Perfume

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    Trapper's Stove

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    Not as Bad as They Say

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    Shopkeeper's Competition

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    Forgotten Watch

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    Advertising Terms Explained

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    Grandma Thanks

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    Silly Q&A

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    Goober Mirror

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    Goober Painter

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    Apples for Teachers

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    Glass Honesty

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    Civil War Re-enactment

    Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's…
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    Mummy Heart Failure

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    Cowboy and The Preacher

    One Sunday a cowboy went to church. When he entered, he saw that he and the preacher were…

airplane1You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the flight attendant tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.

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