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    Play Quietly

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    Watery Deal

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    Amazing Anagrams

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    Second Try

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    Grandfather Putt

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    Lose the Cat

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    Altar Call

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    Laws of Life

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    Summer Job Hunt

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    Goober Coffee Maker

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garage- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots.

- I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower administration.

- Environmentalists picket in your driveway to save the old-growth cobwebs.

- You have 12 leaf rakes with a total of 19 tines.

- Your missing son emerges twelve years after disappearing, with a tale of being raised by boxes and old exercise equipment.

- Cockroaches won't go in there without 12 pairs of tiny rubber gloves on.

- "Antiques Roadshow" holds a live broadcast from your driveway.

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