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    Worthy Cause

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    Comments Never Heard at Church

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    Goober Widow

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    Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

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    Insured Voice

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    Laws of Parenthood

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    Chow

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    Stranded on a Desert Island

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    Grocery Pickup

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    Taste It

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    Government Farm Visit

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    Civil War Re-enactment

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    Boot Lesson

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    Pull Over

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    Raise Refusal

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- I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower administration.

- Environmentalists picket in your driveway to save the old-growth cobwebs.

- You have 12 leaf rakes with a total of 19 tines.

- Your missing son emerges twelve years after disappearing, with a tale of being raised by boxes and old exercise equipment.

- Cockroaches won't go in there without 12 pairs of tiny rubber gloves on.

- "Antiques Roadshow" holds a live broadcast from your driveway.

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