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    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…
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    Learned in Yale

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    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

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    Employment Search

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    Job Search Jargon

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    Indiana Rainstorm

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    Speedy Comeback

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    Goober Eye Pain

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    Card Cover Up

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    Still More Bulletin Bloopers

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    Someone Is Knocking

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    Rabbi Returns

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    Professionalism Test

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    Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists)

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    Cutting Class

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garage- It just entered itself in the heavyweight division on BattleBots.

- I don't care what mortgage company you use, they're not going to ask for paycheck stubs from anything earlier than the Eisenhower administration.

- Environmentalists picket in your driveway to save the old-growth cobwebs.

- You have 12 leaf rakes with a total of 19 tines.

- Your missing son emerges twelve years after disappearing, with a tale of being raised by boxes and old exercise equipment.

- Cockroaches won't go in there without 12 pairs of tiny rubber gloves on.

- "Antiques Roadshow" holds a live broadcast from your driveway.

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