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    Growing Up

    While on recess duty at the elementary school where I teach, I was talking with several…
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    Wedding Dress Blues

    When my sister Andrea got married, she asked to wear my mother's wedding dress. The day…
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    Unknown Reindeer

    The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the…
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    Tie Conspiracy

    At a clearance sale, the wife of a federal district court judge found a green tie that…
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    The Night Shift

    A man got a job as a night watchman at a factory. There had been a lot of thefts by the…
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    Dayvorce

    A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.The attorney…
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    Potato Problem

    Upon going away to college, my former brother-in-law received a hand mixer from his…
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    Come About

    A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a…
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    Computer Error

    I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come…
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    Cooking Terms

    Tongue: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a…
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    Signs You Are an Elementary School Teacher

    You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered…
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    Razor Request

    Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave.…
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    Cell Phone Find

    An employee of the airport found a cell phone in one of the boarding areas. She switched…
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    Longevity

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the…
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    Doctor's Advice

    A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw…
You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."

No movie.  Don't need one.  Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.

You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.

All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
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