logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Oriskany Falls

    The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so…
  • Default Image

    One Per Point

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his students. He handed out all of the tests…
  • Default Image

    Rejection Rejection

    Have you ever had a resume rejected? Don't ever let it happen again. The next time that…
  • Default Image

    More Sayings

    Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an…
  • Default Image

    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
  • chicken cooked

    Chicken Recipe

    Baked Stuffed Chicken 6-7 lb. chicken1 cup melted butter1 cup stuffing1 cup uncooked…
  • Default Image

    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
  • Hudson river_plane

    NTSB Report on Flight 1549

    Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549. Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions…
  • Default Image

    Reward Change

    A lady lost her handbag at the mall. An honest young lad found it and returned it to her.…
  • Default Image

    Disappearing Dinosaurs

    Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable…
  • Default Image

    What Is That?

    A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch…
  • Default Image

    Yard Sale Anger

    A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said…
  • Default Image

    Why Parents Go Gray

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem…
  • Default Image

    Hashing It Out

    I was working as a short-order cook at two restaurants in the same neighborhood. On a…
  • Default Image

    Baby Growth

    Our first three babies, all girls, each weighed about seven pounds at birth. When our…

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist.

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.

Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.

Powered By JFBConnect