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Simple Operation

doctor5A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"He was just trying to comfort you; what's so frightening about that?"

"He wasn't talking to me. He was talking to the doctor!"

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