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    Too Late To Date

    After the death of a never married 94-year old spinster of his parish, the rector was…
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    Dough Boy Drive By

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    Laundry Husband

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    Strange 911 Calls

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    Prescription Change

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    Marrying Young

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    Jewelry Store Application

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    Swanky Dining

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    Mr. Jones Is History

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    Cleaning Job

    Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple.…
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    Future Price of Roses

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    It's Not A Cat

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    Sick At Church

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    Scale Pondering

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    Arrangements

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A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

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