logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Simple Support

phone helpLast week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while setting it up so we decided to call the customer support phone number we found in the manual.

I picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and I explained the problem to him.

He began rattling off computer jargon. This confused us even more.

"Sir," I said politely, "Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?"

"Okay," the computer support guy said, "Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?"

More Jokes

  • picture of a grandfather

    Grandpa's Manners

    "Grandpa, I'm really proud of you," said the modish young lady. "What's to be proud of?"…
  • Default Image

    $4,000 Hearing

    An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this…
  • fire fighter helmet

    Nativity Accent

    In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent…
  • glasses

    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
  • Default Image

    Speeding Hymns

    If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:at 45 mph.... "God Will Take…
  • score table

    Sneaking Into the Olympics

    Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs…
  • Default Image

    Third Grade Assignment

    My daughter's third-grade teacher had assigned the children to write a story titled "My…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Complaints

    After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this…
  • Default Image

    Curfew

    This young man was elated when he turned eighteen in a state where curfew is 11:00 p.m.…
  • heart shaped_flower_petal_copy

    Valentine's Day

    After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl…
  • cat mat

    Cat Prayer

    Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like…
  • Default Image

    Scientist's Convention

    In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the…
  • Default Image

    Buy A Verdict

    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of…
  • Default Image

    Pain Explanation

    A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my…
  • Default Image

    New Neighbor

    My quiet Saturday morning ended abruptly when my 12-year-old son, Billy, and one of his…